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MAYDAY

Today's a compress-everything-that-happened-
in-may-before-going-council-camp day (:

CF CAMP BREAKTHROUGH [28-30 MAY] - update after COUNCIL CAMP!!
Off to council camp now. AH. Lugs humongous coffin-like bag to the door.
we shall hence meet again at on 7th June.

BLAZE - CJC DANCE CONCERT [31st MAY]
Ah I'm so proud of my dearest Bally :DShaking her booty in her grass-skirt and strutting her stuff in her brother's suit hahaha.

Was supposed to meet sherrie at Toa Payoh hub at 6, but her mum was being quite an ass so she arrived at 620. By which I spent the 20 minute interval attempting to study in the library... but the allure of bata was too irresistable.. so I went in and happily found the flats which didn't have my size in another outlet.. ONLY TO PROMPTLY LOSE THEM IN CJC CHANGING ROOM. It's a long story... :/

anyway met the rest of Sherrie's classmates, Cutter (I thought it was Carter at first.. and I was expecting some blond-haired freckled yo wassup i'm carter yo dude.. but he just looks like a cartoonised singaporean hahaha) and another Redshirt stylohair dude (ah i forgot his name lah)
and of course! Who can forget... The grey lacey bra-tube revealing Christabel! LOL. I quote, from a testimonial:


Christabel at 1900hrs:
"No dinner for me! I'm on a diet!" -looks disdainfully at Sherrie wolfing down fried prawn fritters from OCK and buns from breadtalk-







Christabel's version of a diet at 2200hrs [in ICECUBE]:

1. buttercup mudpie with oreo and cookies oozing with FATS
2. brownie topped with a scoop of rich chocolate ice-cream and hot fudge
3. Chocolate fondue consisting of a platter of strawberries, bananas, marshmellows and nuts dipped in thick chocolate sauce
4. a plate of high-cholesterol calamari rings dripping with oil (:


Anyway there were alot more pics which are under the possession of Rebecca and her friend which they refuse to send to me because I looked hotter than them lol.. So i have no choice but to kope from Bites's profile...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY,KRISTY! [28th May]


Thanks for making us waste 3 hours roaming the streets of orchard trying to find a birthday present for you :D haha jk! I hope you liked the card - disclaimer: all characters are purely fictional and should they resemble any living person, is purely coincidental. I mean, duhhh. (shini)^10 isn't even vaguely desirable in real life hahahaha.

UNGLAMNESS GALORE:
A certain 4 people of the penix gang then proceeded to poison the rest of us with their toxic brownie cake.


We were already halfway through when gab told us they used a special ingredient for the icing.



A sense of foreboding hung over the table like a shadow... (haha sorry I miss macbeth act1scene1 recitation days)




That taste...was all too familiar..


and then, with a stroke of inspiration I realised it was made from the GONGXIFACAI CHOCOLATE COINS!!!


Not to mention the added nutrients from fermenting in gabe's bag since February and the various substances they have been in contact with.
Anyway I really missed YOU GUYS !!!!!!! yes, even our redundant standing around in circles/triangles/squares :D


HILLSONGS CONCERT!! [24th May]
THE PICTURES AREN'T WITH ME GAHHHHHH.

Anyway met Sherrie earlier to watch Indiana jones at Cathay for free.. omg I should've come earlier la there was like some free buffet with onion rings, wedges, spaghetti, chicken wings and donuts. But nvm we still had 10 minutes to gobble everything down.. and send her two pri 4 cousins on a mission to stuff wedges in a cup and bring it into the cinema.. which they FAILED. lousy. I is the pro, so I went to kope too empty cups and fill them with wedges. Then we stuffed our mouths with donuts and went in.

Indiana Jones was quite a letdown. there was too much action and no solid plot. all i know is the vain guy is marginally cute. the rest of the cast are oldie mouldies. the girl isnt even hot man ):

And the first part was so boring that even Sherrie was staring at her own cleavage for a better show.

Nice shit. haha.

Then met Renee we were THE EARLIEST for the concert. totally .. like we reached there at 6:45. lol. But luckily dionne and the trackers helped us to reserve some space. It was quite crazy we jumped and screamed and waved our arms in the air whoooooo my new favourite song is officially

Saviour King by Hillsong
And now the weak say I have strength

By the spirit of power that raised

Christ from the dead

And now the poor stand and confess

That my portion is He and I'm more than blessed

Let now our hearts burn with a flame

a fire consuming all for

Your son's Holy name

And with the Heavens we declare

You are our King

We love you Lord

we worship you

You are our God

You alone are good

CPA OPENING [23rd MAY]

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!

which is quite.. a sad delayed response to what was already declared by most of the student population on the 22nd. But anyway reported for duty and yeah the performances were srsly good enhanced with the good acoustics of the CPA blabla.. (oh btw just a fun fact to note.. CJ's and acsi's is called PAC -.-' basically a rearrangement of words)

Then went to acsi to eat awesome prata in the awesome cafeteria with other elects. THE UNCLE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME ACJC CAN! But because of bloody indian delights (delights my ass) he couldnt. bah.

Me and Hon cheong met Ali at queensway and bought like almost the whole shopful of darkblue straight cut FBTs. Yeah.. rather pedantic I must say but oh well i quote from a certain message post, 'instructions are given and instructions must be followed'.

Followed by shopping for court shoes and cheapo skin stockings from daiso :D

Paul and Airi came to meet us and we spent 1/2 an hour in some random kinky shop looking at board games for bored lovemaking couples. hahha.

Dinner'd at NYNY (i've never eaten there in my whole life and suddenly I'm eating it twice in the same week). And cos we spent over 50 bucks, we got to take part in some cool lucky draw thing. So we bounced happily to the conceirge and went to claim it but TO MY UTTER HORROR (at what just happened...and maybe more at the unbelievability of my stupidity.. and the fact that me being labelled president of the Bimbo Club of 1AH was might actually be credible) I realised I threw the receipt away IN A DUSTBIN!!!!!!!!

but heng ah the dustbin was in nyny itself so I was all ready to plunge my fingers in adn forage in the mess of chicken bits when the waitress quickly stopped me and agreed to print another for me. Oh, embarrassment. Nvm. If we win anything it has to go through me muaha after all mosueinabox@hotmail.com isn't your email :P

SAJC BAND CONCERT [18th May]

zomg this was so long ago! I kinda forgot what happened. Just that it had soemthign to do with a pretty princess Renee, prince Olive, a certain hot snape, some growly monster which resembled kingkong, eve ONG and OF COURSE...

THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS RENEE'S ALTER EGO... what happens at night..
SHE MORPHS INTO THE EVIL RABBIT KILLER FROM HELL ...

More random photos from the bridge at clarke quay (fullerton behind)

Then Dana the banana went to meet her darling at Dhoby and we DID NOT sing ooh ooh when we saw him hahaha

INTER & OUTER VIEWS

A combination of 3 days straight of baking, printing, laminating, cutting, pasting, campaigning has taken a toll on me.

Yes, it's happening- this weird trend where I fall sick and I watch 398830 movies at home, slack, blog and bum around.


1) Humanities scholarship



I've been meaning to update on what a.. in levu's words, DEBACLE it was (the guy just HAS to use such weird words to describe simple terms like CATASTROPHE).
Just that by the time i get round to do so the results are already out -.-'


by which you can assume that I... was meant for greater scholarships like y'know, the one from harvard or yale.




Lol okay so I didn't get it.




Not that I really expected it.



glancing at the faces of the 3 totally intellectual bilinually proficient HCI girls that walked out of that Panel B room on that fateful 8April, I could vaguely predict my fate.


Let me briefly describe the judges:
1. Mr brother of Lydia Sum, in shape and in honkey accent
2. Ms inverted half a watermellon face. complete with red and black specs.
3. Ms Beatrice chung lookalike



Okay so BC lookalike comes and bombards me with questions having to do with my personal statement (something along the lines of ".... I believe that should I be offered the Humanities Scholarship, I would be greatly enriched to embrace life in its irrationality. By harnessing these skills of versatility together with my desire to excel, I will strive to contribute significantly to society and hence, humanity...") which unfortunately is one of those things that I can fully understand in print but have trouble conceptualising verbally...


so she goes: How does the humanities help you to embrace life in its irrationality?

and the bs meter goes like 7/10.


And then she asks about what I'm doing in my literature text.
And then about Singapore poets.

(which thankfully, i read up about yi-sheng and cyril wong the night before) But seeing in which I could not elaborate further except they were both very active supporters of gay rights, i 'tactfully' steered the convo to non-local poets ( I took damn long to find the antonym of local)



Me: i prefer non local poets as they write more openly about controversial issues compared to local
she: really? does that mean that all good poems MUST be contorversial??
me: not necessarily..as long as the poem has substance -
she: what do you mean has substance??
me (BS METER 11/10): well, one in which the poet has a message to the readers and carefully selects his word choice in order to put across this.. blablablaaaaa



Watermelon face stares on while anal lady finger lady yaks on.



then she comes and asks me about local plays. to which i totally impersonated dayna and pretended i watched dimsum dollies. and rolled off random theatre grps like act3.

and here's the best bit for the last:



Mr Honkey accent (no offence to all hongkongers.. my mum included.. I see no reason why it might be offensive actually.. I mean I'm not going to beat you up if you called me a Sing-y)
drops the bomb.


He asks about the COMPLAIN CHOIR.


Me: blank face


then he cos ladyfinger lady asked about how the humanities could benefit society, I (rather stupidly..purely because I could not pinpoint how knowing about rocks and volcanoes and macbeth could significantly contribute to society) mentioned that through history, we could learnfrom previous wars blabla.


He: OH REALLY? THEN WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FACT THAT GEORGE BUSH IS STILL SENDING ALL HIS SHIPS TO SHOOT IRAQ ? DID HE NOT LEARN FROM THE GULF WAR? BLABALALA


Me: blank face


He: oh you dont have to reply me that's just food for thought (WTH(*#(*$&#)


Ladyfinger lady: oh and you mentioned about the sciencesbeing less humane. does that make your parents who are doctors less humane??


Me (recovering after 2 seconds) : err no. it's just that we're humane in a different way (BS METER SOARS, BREAKS THE GLASS AND FLIES)






Yeah what a happy ordeal it was.



2) Council

was equally screwed.
they asked for my determination. I said 9/10.
mistake. they asked why not 10.



then they asked whcih sch value was the most impt.
in which i could only recall one from orientation video (the reoccuring t-t-t-tenacity was like ringing in my mind)

So I said tenacity. And they asked why not integrity. And i thought damnit, didnt we learn in SS that honesty/integrity was the basis of all other principals. But nevermind. The ever-quick thinking Joyce talks about how tenacity applies more to herself as an area she needs to work on rather than integrity (whcih is TRUE to a certain extent.. but i think i need to work on both actually lol)



oh and then the killer.
-Are you familiar with the school rules?
-err, yes
-Can you tell me what's wrong with yoru sch uniform?
-.... err, my socks are the wrong colour?
-and?
- ... my shoes are not 75% white??? (srsly, i wont be surprised if they threw me out, cos kelly kwan happened to be wearing the exact same design hahaha)
- no..
- err, my skirt is too short? (another retarded self-depreciating mistake)
- who told you yo uskirt was too short? (damnit I just told notified them)

turns out it was my rubberband colour gahhhhhh .










HAHA THEN THE LIST CAME OUT. noob jon lauw. i thought he'd get in.

5 other Ah-ers. 5 other scones.



Friday comes. Compulsory mtg.
it's like Japanese Occupation.



Stand in one straight line

Fold your arms.

No touching your skirt.


The kempeitai strolls. Takes down notes in her handy notebook.



I feel like crying as a strip off my drawstring.
As I tuck in my shirt all the way.
As I shop for clean white socks.
As I pin on that pink glaring badge.
As I take off that coloured rubberband.
As I pin up my fringe.
As I take off my earrings that are bigger than 0.0001mm in size
As I become a counsellor nominee.




What made up for it was Product (AC). If I there was one thing that kept me going on, it was this awesome group!


Sean, Jared, Alethiea and Ian.

We met up on Sat, did our photoshoot at sean's holiday villa of a mansion (complete with swimmnig pool,balcony, mini bar, huge ginormous kitchen, zen bedroom etc.)

GRASS PICTURE! ahhhhh omg i love it




Lol don't ask me why my name's ULTR(AC)HIC! hahaha. gwee and jared loved it said one of the girls had to take it so it was happily conferred onto me -.-''

We took this by closign the curtains under a spotlight.
Under the artistic direction of Jared and sean's brother.
lol 'sean please gain control of your face'. perpectually pitiful puppy face he has.

Then went off to celebrate Jon's birthday @ Cine.

Watched friends and ate donuts inside the chamber :)
MISSED YOU GUYS TRUCKLOADS!!!!!!

Then gave Jon his simpson's lovey dovey boxers

and went to eat dinner at kobayashi
before I rushed off to take cab to DBS ARTS CENTRE..


for PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!

Wah, I spent like a blardy 13+ bucks just getting from orchard to clarke quay. cos like the noob taxi driver drove around aimlessly whilst I had to call Janelle for directions. Then i decided to take him by force nad demanded for a road directory (which he ungraciously DID NOT bother to flip through but passed it to me -.-'). By some amazing miracle i manage to find my way there just on time :) then being my auntie self i whinned and asked him for a discount. AND HE DID :D charged me 12 bucks only hahaha.

Met Janelle and paul and gf :)



P&P is the most awesome (omg this word is getting so overrated.. i've used it like thrice in this entry already. it's an ac thing) prduction ever.

Only they dimmed the damned lights out on the last kissing scene ):
apparently there's some scandal going on between the two leads lol!


Sunday, went for first service. They came over, laminated our tags and baked rice krispies all the way till 1130.


Same thing happens on Monday after walk-in rehearsals. I thought it'd just be like, walk on stage, say oneliner, go offstage. but NOOOOOO. ther's like this whole huge procedure. Like we have to practice our walk down the runway (hahha sounding majorly antm like), with ease and confidence, pivot smoothly, walk towards mike, say one liner, bow etc...

Then they come over and wrap krispies till 1130.



YAWN.


MORE AH NONSENSE + LEVU AND THE MISINTEPRETATED VIDEO COMINGUP.

Of complaints and kempetais (:

Okay before I start feeling all apologetic and frantically try to recall the past month's events from the inner recesses of my brain I shall attempt to suppress that feeling by distracting you guys with this brilliant genius-tic work of art (proudly introduced by Paul!):

MATHMATICIOUS!!!!!! I just love this guy, loser vest, bowl cut, specs, braces and all!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6cAs1YBELmA


LYRICS

Four, three, two, one

Listen up, ya'll, 'cause this is it
The numbers we're making are so vicious

Mathmaticious expeditious can be kind of scary
I hope my answers aren't radical or imaginary
I convert percents to fractions, it brings me some satisfaction
Like scientific notation and order of operations

Mathmaticious (repetitious)
Gets me expeditious
My answers may get vicious
My eraser's left in stitches
I make wishes (woo-ah)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write

Mathmaticious (The Pythagorean Theory)
Mathmaticious (Finds the hypotenuse for me)
Mathmaticious (Or I'll use trigonometry)
I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal)

Locus of the points
Locus of the points
Locus of the points (points is echoing)

I'm up about figuring out greatest common factors
And when I make a pie chart I'm in need of a protractor
The angle of elevation, thanks to my calculations
Turns out to be 43, a prime number

I'm Mathmaticious (repetitious)
It makes me so ambitious
My answers are judicious
Calculator never glitches
It's my mission (deh deh deh den)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write

Mathmaticious (What's the probability?)
Mathmaticious (Of me not labeling my axis)
Mathmaticious (When graphing inequalities)
Mathmaticious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check your work)

Computing areas
Quadratic formula
Graphing parabolas
I think they're all so cool
It's my soul commitment
That I ace the Regents
Sine, cosine and tangent
Are my favorite tools

I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, hit the pi key
HIT THE PI KEY!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH OMG AWESOME SHIT.
3.14159, 26535, 89793238, 462
6433832, 7950288419, 716, 939937,
510582, 097494, 459230, 78164,
062, 86208998628, 0348

Mathmaticious (repetitious)
Gets me expeditious
My answers may get vicious
My eraser's left in stitches
I make wishes (woo-ah)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write (write, write, write)

Four, three, two, one
It makes me so ambitious
My answers are judicious
Calculator never glitches
It's my mission (deh deh deh den)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write

Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal)
It's Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
I'm Mathmaticious, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d (pi, pi, pi, pi)

I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one)

Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor (four, three, two, one)

I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one)

Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, factor, factor..








irrationally retarded shit (: begetting irrationally taken viewers.


NEXT: HUMANITIES SCHOLARSHIP INTERVIEW, details & results
STUDENT SOUNCIL INTERVIEWS, PI MADNESS, LEVU AND videop

BAO!

BAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay I'm not referring to my dear classmate baoxian/affectionately known now as BAOBAO~~ (said in an exceptionally high alexish squeaky voice)

BAO because this weekend must really pia1

1) humanities scholarship

Went for 'mock interview' today. Not exactly very helpful in the sense of replicating the exact interview but nonetheless it exposed my 49850348509gazillion overlooked flaws. Such as, my favourite Singaporean writer (like the only one I know is ... James Lee who wrote mr midnight hahaha) -.-'' Have to go read up on current affairs, cook up some story in which me the hero OVERCAME A PROBLEM/DIFFICULTY in my life, reminisce about my days in harp and think of logical, sensible unsilly answers to why I dropped KI and why I changed from being a demure angelic harpist to some frivolous frisbee-er.

TUESDAY 8 APRIL 9:15am
MOE CENTRE

AHHHHHHHHH PRAY FOR ME PLEASE :)

2) council!

I've prayed and asked God telling him if it's his will that I should join, I will miraculously get past the selection for interview, the interview, campaigning and elections and survive :) I NEED TO PHOTOCOPY ALL MY TESTIMONIAL CRAP STUFF BY MON!!!!!


And if it's not, it's his will for me to stay in Frisbee + CF (which, seriously, now thinking about it...I honestly don't mind)


4 Period PE was like pi sai today. Firstly, I was like one out of the 2 people in our class who bought into the mistaken idea that there was SWIM PE today. Meh. So I took all the trouble to pack my swimming costume, goggles, shampoo, soap, towel etc. And lo and behold it was land pe. So I had to go around begging for FBTs and a pe shirt.


Anyway, we had bio lessons on aerobic and anaerobic respiration, how to take our pulse, lactic acid build-up, what are the implications of our heart rate etcetc.... like ON TOP of our extremely streneous physical exertion due to our circuit of skipping, sit-ups, push-ups, and mini-hurdles. AGASHAGAGAGAGA.

CF!

Which I went for late after humans briefing.
is like the best place to be ever.
There's super duper good food which Auntie Ros cooks on the spot :)
And super duper nice people :)
And we do super duper fun stuff like play bridge and pepsi cola after dousing ourselves in 2 hours of worship and word.